Mark Palermo

Mitt Romney: A Clintonian Republican
He Was Our S.O.B.
Long Ago Saturday Nights at the Circle 9
The Dark Side of Vaccinations
Wine: Where Ignorance and Pretension Find their Loudest Voice
A 1976 Journey in Search of Self
The Machinery of Mass Dreams
The Outlaw Georgie Bush
Sex Offender Registries Out of Control
Extreme Makeover for Airheads
The Fault Lies not in the Stars, but in Ourselves
Reconsidering George Carlin
If You Think Liberals Are Jerks...
She Couldn't Do Her Chores
Remembering Viktor Frankl
One Day on the Farm-1977
A Fresh Look at Meat
How the Real World Works: A Lesson
30 Bucks for the Human Touch
1929 All Over Again
An Old Man's War, A Young Man's Fight
More Things in Heaven and Earth...
Our Dumbed-down Public Discourse
Bread, But No Roses
Earth's the Right Place for Love
Read This Before Enlisting
Poison Is Good for You: The Fluoridation Scam
Ron Paul:He Makes Too Much Sense
War Is a Racket
Brazil's National Orgasm Day
Calling all Liberals!
Why I Don't Get Flu Shots
What is Community?
Haverhillicus Homocrisicum
If You Wanna Be a Junkie, Why?
Do We Know His Family?
Scam: Youth Sports
A Subsidy for the Human Touch?
How Not to Be Boring
If the Bread and Roses Strike Were NOW
America's Problem with the Body
Columbus Day? or Renaissance Day?
Depleted Uranium Weapons
Mitt Romney: A Clintonian Republican
A Checklist for Conservatives
On Torture and Torturers
Pimp of the Nation
Romney is a Jerk
Hypocrisy and its Champions
The Dumb Society
The Men's Taverns of Yesteryear
On Dittoheads!
Let China Sleep
2004 McDebates
Animal Rights Page
US Wealth Distribution Chart
Public Grief, Private Lives

As I write this column, it is Sunday, November 5. Kerry Healey is in Haverhill battling for her political life; Mitt Romney is in Arkansas. Whether she wins or loses, I wonder how she will feel about Mitt’s absence throughout her campaign. How much would it have cost him to let her shine a little? To make a deal with Christy Mihos? To make a few public appearances on her behalf? It speaks to the character of Romney that he cares so little about his own supporters that he would abandon them to the Democratic party’s political agenda- just like Mitt abandoned his job to go campaigning on the public's dime. But his admirers are legion. And they just love to love him- no matter what he does. You’ve heard of a Jeffersonian Democrat; Mitt’s a Clintonian Republican.  His duped devotees remind me of Marlon Brando from On the Waterfront. “Mitt, you get a title shot in a ballpark… What do we get? A one-way ticket to Palookaville…You was our brother Mitt, you shoulda looked out for us…”



A good example of “smoke and mirrors” politics is the John and Abigail Adams Scholarship. Established in 2004 by Romney, it provides free tuition at a state college or university to any Massachusetts high school student who scores in the top 25% on the MCAS. It sounds wonderful, but it’s not. Here’s why.


Most people don’t realize that state colleges and universities are heavily subsidized, and they couldn’t last a year without financial assistance from the state, which accounts for the wide disparity between the tuition costs of public higher education and private colleges. The system of financing public education in Massachusetts operates with an odd loophole. The tuition that schools collect every semester must be sent in to Boston, while the schools get to keep the fees they charge. Remember that under Romney,  Massachusetts ranked 47th in state spending per capita on higher education and was the only state spending less on higher education than it was ten years ago. With shrinking budgets the schools had to do something, so they realized that if tuition isn’t called tuition, then it isn’t tuition. They started calling it a fee, a stratagem which has produced unfortunate consequences.


Here’s an example of how this plays out: A young woman told me the following story: Being eligible for free tuition, she applied to take an online course at Bunker Hill Community College. The cost of the course was $300, not including textbooks. After registering, she was presented with a bill of $276. When she reminded them that the bill must be a mistake because she qualified for “free” tuition, they informed her that the tuition for the course was $24, but the fees were $276. (remember, the schools keep fees, but not tuition) The cost of the course was $300, only $24 of which was tuition. So she got 24 bucks from the Romney plan, which paid for a half tank of gas and a cup of coffee.


For full-time college students, Mitt’s scholarship is a band aid- with conditions attached. For example, the average tuition in the University of Massachusetts system is $1575. At UMass Amherst, students pay $7400 in fees and $6200 for room and board. Figure about $1000 for books (conservatively) and Romney’s scholarship covers less than 10% of an annual bill of 16 grand…and only for four consecutive years and only if the student’s GPA stays above 3.0. And Mitt’s piddling scholarship doesn’t count at Massachusetts College of Art or the Massachusetts Maritime Academy.


So the problem is not rising tuition costs, but skyrocketing fees, which Romney never addressed. Two years ago, a bipartisan group that included business and community leaders- the Massachusetts Senate Task Force on Public Higher Education- found “student charges consistently among the highest in the country because of insufficient funding.” Who fills in the gaps in funding? The students and their parents of course. No wonder then, that an increasing number of Massachusetts residents can’t afford a college education, even at a state college. Which brings us back to the Orwellian question, so apropos for the Romney administration: Since when is a fee not a tax?


There’s one good thing that comes from all this, but it belongs to Romney: he will ascend the national stage and showcase his triumph in providing free tuition scholarships to college students. No mention need be made of fees; the public won’t know any better. Mitt has already referred publicly to his scholarship as “unprecedented in the nation.” Mitt dances away from the messes he has made, flip-flopping, casting platitudes, talking out of both sides of his mouth. He’ll be anything you want him to be-until he’s elected. Mitt Romney: a Clintonian Republican for our times.


November 2006